Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Countdown to Carnival

Well, the carnival from hell starts tomorrow. The carnies were setting up for it last night while I worked night shift. It was very busy, as they bought up a lot of our deli sandwiches, candy and drinks. Busy makes the time go faster, so that was good.

However, the carnies must have been fussy last night. Two of them came in and were violently yelling at each other. I honestly thought there was going to be a fistfight, and I was going to do nothing to stop it. Cashiers need entertaining, too!

I'm not positive, but I think their fight was over a girl carnie.

I thought there was a carnie code that they be nice to each other and get along?

I'll try to find out more as the week goes on.

By this time tomorrow the carnival will have started. 6pm. The hour of doom.

The first hour isn't so bad, because the parents drop the kids off at the carnival and they walk around for that first hour.

It's after that first hour that these little shits get bored and come over to our store, thoroughly pissing me off.

Let's hope this year is better, but I doubt it.


  1. ..and the shits always buy chips and energy drinks...I think that teens and young adults entirely subsist on both. And when they need diabetic treatment at age 35, the medicaid system will be bankrupt. At that point, they will be on their last legs anyway, buying "40's", the disgusting giant bottles of beer, as their liver does its last bit of work, the kidneys long shot.

  2. I think carnivals and fairs are the worst things on the planet. I went to the fair a few weeks ago and I shit you not got RUN FUCKING OVER by little assmunches no less than seventeen times. While wearing a cast on my foot. I think kids should be locked in crates until they're old enough to behave like homo sapiens.

  3. I am so excited. Please do not leave out a single detail from what happens. Yum!

  4. omg I'm in love with your blog, and I've finally caught up! I've never really given a second thought about how cashier's see things and their point of views. It's really enlightening and entertaining at the same time. I don't even remember how I stumbled upon your blog, but I'm glad I did! :)



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