This is the right way to pump gas:
And so is this:
Even this is correct:
But what do I see a lot of the time? This:
Seriously. Don't do that. You look like a fucking asshole and when we see you do this we are all inside the store laughing at you. Even the customers are laughing at you.
I also see this a lot:
When you do this:
It usually results into this:
And when you do this:
It will probably turn into this:
So please. PAY ATTENTION AT THE PUMP AND DON'T BE A JERK.