Lazy Cakes.
This is the new popular thing at the store.
People first notice them sitting on the front counter and immediately think they are marijuana brownies. Cries of "Can you sell that??" and "Oh, I'll buy one!" fill the air when people spot these at the register.
However, these are not pot brownies. They are just regular bad-tasting brownies with a little bit of melatonin in them. But I guess these people don't realize that.
The ones who buy them often come back the next day acting 'high' from the brownies. They talk about how good they were and pick up two more to buy. They act like their heads are in the clouds and that everything is funny.
People. It's melatonin, not marijuana. You can buy melatonin at the store as a sleep aid.
I guess it's still funny to watch people come in and fake it, though.
I would have tried these by now, but melatonin has the reverse effect on me and keeps me awake all night.
Has anyone tried these?
Melatonin does nothing for me. I haven't seen these before but I guarantee my ex would be on those immediately if he spotted them!
ReplyDeleteI've used melatonin in the past, but have never seen these brownies.
ReplyDeleteGod, your blog reminds me what tools people are on a consistent basis!
Lol. I never heard of brownies that make you sleep. smh lol
ReplyDeleteI love melatonin, when I can remember to take some. LOL Never had a "lazy" brownie, and probably wouldn't. Looks pretty gnarly!
ReplyDeleteGotta love how completely STUPID and gullible people are, though!! xD
What kind of brownies are you talking about??
ReplyDeleteI didn't understand and want to know what kind of Marijuana brownies you are talking about.
ReplyDeleteMarijuana Dispensary in Seattle