Sometimes I just want to smack a customer's hand and tell them 'No!'
No, you cannot rip a doughnut in half and ask if you can have it for half price.
Yes, that is what a customer did yesterday. I would have thought he'd bust out with a 'Just kidding!' and run back to grab the other half of the doughnut, but no. He was serious.
When I told him that he couldn't have it for half price, he walked back over to the doughnut case, put the half doughnut back and walked out of the store.
Wow, times must be tough if you can't afford a 75 cent luxury.
I didn't have the energy to run after him. Instead all I could do was shake my head.
If I ever see him in the store again, I'm going to add 75 cents to his total.
But an assface like that probably knows not to come back.