It's unbelievable how many people came in drunk last night. I didn't even want to know how many of them were actually driving, which is why I made sure not to look outside after they left.
But I did make a killing last night from all the drunks that didn't want to wait around for me to give them change.
$42.51
So keep on drinking, people (but not driving)! I need a new wardrobe!
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Wow you really scored on the tips last night. I'll have you know that I had a wonderful 4th, but I didn't get drunk either. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
I just found you and your stuff today. I worked in a book store for twenty years and had many of the same experiences. Crazy, yes? Yes.
ReplyDeleteI managed to read everything and look forward to many more days of your insightful and wonky thoughts.
I was terrified to leave my house this weekend. I was convinced that as soon as I opened my door a drunk driver would come crashing through my house or something. Glad you got some benefit out of the holiday though!
ReplyDeleteYou are a hoot, I really enjoy your style.
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