Tuesday, July 5, 2011

July 4th Drunks

It's unbelievable how many people came in drunk last night. I didn't even want to know how many of them were actually driving, which is why I made sure not to look outside after they left.

But I did make a killing last night from all the drunks that didn't want to wait around for me to give them change.

$42.51

So keep on drinking, people (but not driving)! I need a new wardrobe!

4 comments:

  1. Wow you really scored on the tips last night. I'll have you know that I had a wonderful 4th, but I didn't get drunk either. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. :)

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  2. I just found you and your stuff today. I worked in a book store for twenty years and had many of the same experiences. Crazy, yes? Yes.

    I managed to read everything and look forward to many more days of your insightful and wonky thoughts.

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  3. I was terrified to leave my house this weekend. I was convinced that as soon as I opened my door a drunk driver would come crashing through my house or something. Glad you got some benefit out of the holiday though!

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  4. You are a hoot, I really enjoy your style.

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