Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Bathroom Etiquette



I've said it before and I'll say it again:

If you have to take a dump, PLEASE don't do it in a store that has a bathroom inside.

Go to a store that has their bathrooms in another building outside of the store.

Or even better, there's a cemetery behind our store. Go take a dump out there!

I can't stand it when a customer smells up the store with the massive shit they took in the bathroom.

It's hard to get my work done when I'm distracted by my dry heaving.

Plus, I don't like the dirty looks the customers give me when they think that smell came from me. It's embarrassing, dammit.

8 comments:

  1. Ew! I have a story to go along with that. I used to work at a bank that had restrooms they would allow the customers to use. One day someone used the ladies' room and smeared their poo all over the toilet and the walls. *GAG* I don't know what's worse - the fact that they smeared it all over the place, or knowing that they touched it with their hands to do so! Did I mention that this was in a BANK? Where people usually attempt to retain some sense of decorum? Where do these people come from??

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  2. What I don't understand is people (presumably male) who pee all over the toilet seat at the store where I work. This happens way too frequently. Just put the seat up, gentlemen, and if you don't want to touch it, use a hunk of toilet paper as a buffer. No one wants to wipe up your pee so that they can use the toilet after you!

    I guess my point is, I share your wrath.

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  3. Eeks...yeah i knw hw it is. Well on a similar note, 2 days ago i was stuck with a lady who sat besides me farting all the way without being apologetic in any way...i guess she was plain embarrassed! And i was mortified and cud have died due to inhalation of poisonous gases!!

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  4. People are amazing. Ewwwwwwwwww.

    Have a order free day. :)

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  5. Ugh, I know that one! The store where I work gets a lot of idiot customers who think it's okay to miss the toliet or just take a crap on the floor (WTF!?). The worst one was a woman who left a used pad in the sink (EWWWW!) and the teenagers that took spray paint to the bathroom walls in some... interesting artwork (poor guy who had to repaint the BR)

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  6. I wish it was just customers that did that where I work!! We have an employee restroom, and there are a few morning guys that are just ANIMALS. They'll take huge dumps in there and smell up the whole room. Some of them pee on the seat, AND THE FLOOR, and then don't clean it up! Some even refuse to flush after peeing! GROSS!!

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  7. I dunno... when you gotta go, you gotta go :)

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  8. I think the complaint you really have is with the building. Your employer has not installed proper vents for your bathroom. This is not the customers fault.

    They could be arrested for doing what you suggest out in the cemetary. You also seem to have no regard for the workers of the cemetary. Are retail workers the only persons of value? or is it maybe just yourself that has value?

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