Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Another Bathroom Story

I was working the other day when a lady came in.

"Can I use the bathroom?"

"I'm sorry, ma'am, it's out of order."

"Out of order? I've had to go since yesterday. What am I supposed to do now?"


She turned and walked out of the store.

What the hell was that? She had to go since yesterday? Yeah, like I was really going to let her use it after hearing that. Who knows what kind of load she was going to drop in there.

I can't tell if she was lying to get me to feel bad, or if she was really telling the truth. Has she been walking into gas stations since yesterday waiting for one that will let her use it?

Shouldn't she be going home by now to use her own toilet?


  1. Too much information, lady.

    Will you need one roll of toilet paper, or two?

  2. She should have found another bathroom. lol



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