Sometimes I get really bored, so I'll stare outside. There really isn't that much to look at, but many times I see a lot that makes me think. I do ponder this question often:
Why is it that old people drive such big freaking cars?
I mean, a cute little old granny like this:
pulls into the parking lot driving this:
This raises a few questions.
a) How can she see?
b) How is she going to get out of the parking lot?
While I still haven't figured out how they can see, I do enjoy watching them get out of the parking lot. I also like how these little old ladies can piss off other customers by taking their time backing their cars out.
These old ladies also manage to bump into other cars around them. Why? BECAUSE THEIR CARS ARE TOO BIG FOR THEM TO DRIVE. If I saw a little old lady hit my car, I'd probably kick her in the throat and steal the mints from her purse.
I think all old people should drive Smart Cars.
They're small, efficient and can handle the crappy driving of old people.
Either that, or they should have to retake their driving tests every few years once they hit a certain age.
Which idea do you like better?