It's funny how everyone's New Years resolutions are either to quit smoking or to lose weight.
Come on, people. How about something more interesting?
What about making a resolution to always clean up after yourself at the coffee counter?
Or how about making sure you always puke in a garbage can instead of right next to it?
Or even to not cram six doughnuts into a bag and tell the cashier you only have two?
I always make one New Years resolution and I never seem to stick to it. I tell myself every year that I will work to be nicer to people.
Then I get to work, and someone always seems to make me fuck up and yell at them.
So this year I'm not going to resolve to be nice. I'm just going to be the same crabby cashier I always am.
Because some jerk started off my new year yesterday by grabbing a bottle of iced tea and tossing it to his friend, who I hope doesn't play any kind of sport because he dropped it and the glass shattered all over the place.
"Clean-up in Aisle 1" is what I have a feeling I will be hearing a lot this year.