Friday, August 6, 2010

Come One, Come All to the Carnival

The carnival started yesterday. As usual, the shitty teens and tweens decided to grace us with their presence.

We only let 2 kids in the store at a time. Why? It just gets too hard to watch all of them and most of them tend to linger around in the store when they are with their group.

It's funny how these little shits get all offended when we only let 2 of them in at a time. There ARE some good kids that don't give us a problem, but the majority of them are assholes.

I used to watch and yell at the kids myself, but I couldn't take it anymore, so we decided to hire policemen to watch the place.

These kids just mouth off to the policemen, too.

They must know that they can't get arrested for being shits.

Some kid with an afro was a real jerk yesterday. He was bouncing this big ball throughout the store, taking his time, and kept staring at me. I wanted to grab that ball and throw it as hard as I could at his face. Just because he had an afro. I think he wanted to steal, but I couldn't take my eyes off his out of control hair, so he saw that I was watching him.

I hope the rest of the weekend goes by uneventful. I'm working every night during the carnival just to make sure everything goes smoothly.

Some of these kids and their crappy attitudes makes me never want to have kids myself.

Let's hope I don't end up in jail for getting into a fight with one of the mouthy kid's parents. If I do, I'll leave an address for you to write to me. Please send cake. With a file in it. I don't want to become someone's girlfriend.

8 comments:

  1. I'll send you a file cake. This post brought back days of my shifts during the carnival week. ARRRGHHH

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  2. What kind of cake is your favorite?

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  3. I'll come visit. Or plan a rally with a bunch of us friends, outside of the jail. We all know those cocky kids deserve to have a ball thrown at them.

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  4. Ha Ha My Mom and I had our own store and the carnival came to town. I used to work in the same building and I told her no matter what this weekend don't let anyone use our bathroom. What does she do but let the first one in that asks. He's in there for 45 minutes (not kidding here) we try everything to shoo him out/hurry him along. When he finally comes out, he is carrying his shoes and says man there is something wrong with your toilet. He just leaves and we have all this toilet water EVERYWHERE. And our store was carpeted. I could have strangled my Mom.

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  5. "I wanted to grab that ball and throw it as hard as I could at his face. Just because he had an afro. I think he wanted to steal, but I couldn't take my eyes off his out of control hair, so he saw that I was watching him."

    hunh?!?!

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    1. Just because he had an afro. I think he wanted to steal...
      What does that mean?

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  6. I have really truly little tolerance for kids - yet I have them! Lol! Hope the carnival isn't there long so you don't have to deal with the dweebs much longer!

    :-)

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  7. a prison break could be fun, never spent the weekend doing that before.

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