The best days I have at work are when the lottery machine is down.
I love telling the gamblers that they can't get their tickets. I love seeing the lost look in their eyes as they try and figure out where else they can go to get their Pick 3 and Pick 4 numbers.
It's so nice and peaceful when the lottery machine doesn't work.
The real customers get in and out so much faster when there aren't lottery players around.
If only I could live in a world without lottery, my job would be a very pleasant one. That is, until someone pukes, shits, steals, yells at me or breaks something. Then it'd just be a regular crappy day.