Yesterday some asshole puked on the ground...next to the garbage can. Sadly this happens all the time.
Did they not want to mess up the garbage in the can with their puke?
This bothers me every time it happens because I just don't understand why. Can someone explain to me why you would puke NEXT to the garbage can instead of IN it?
Do we shit next to the toilet instead of in it? No. Well, most of us don't anyway.
It would have been so easy to just tie up the garbage can with the fresh puke in it and take it to the dumpster. But no, I had to take out the binoculars, confirm from inside the store that it was puke, and con one of my co-workers into hosing it down.
The funny part was that I got to watch my co-worker clean it up without trying to puke herself.
We made a deal though, I had to ring up the next 10 customers that she can't stand. Fine by me, I'll do anything to avoid vomit.