We get lots of applications in, sometimes from some less-than-desirable people.
One time a younger girl came in. She seemed very friendly, nicely dressed and maybe someone we'd have considered working with us.
"Can I have an application?" she asked as she walked up to my register.
"Sure!" I said happily. Finally someone normal-looking that we could possibly hire instead of these freak applications that we had been receiving.
So she took it outside, filled it out and brought it back in with a smile.
"What hours can you work?" I said, checking out the application.
"Oh, anything is fine with me. I can also come in to work on short notice too if someone were to call off." She seemed so perfect even her teeth sparkled.
I told her I'd give her application to the boss and he's be contacting her if interested. She smiled and walked out.
Upon further inspection of the application, I noticed this about one of the questions on it:
5. Have you ever been convicted of theft?
Her answer:
Yes, and I'm currently evading cops.
It seriously had to be some kind of joke, right? Who puts that? Sometimes it's bad to be too honest.
Just what I need; her calling off of work because Dog the Bounty Hunter found her.
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That is hilarious! If it's a joke, why would someone put that on an application?? If it's not a joke, why would someone put that on an application??
ReplyDeletethat's great. At least she's honest.
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ReplyDeleteI think she should win the D-bag of the Year Award!!! LMAO
uh....I got nuthin'.
ReplyDeleteWow.
hahaha, That's awesome! That has to be a joke on her part, right? Was the rest of her application filled out correctly...? Maybe she didn't realize that a job application isn't always the best venue to try out your new zingers.
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