We get lots of applications in, sometimes from some less-than-desirable people.
One time a younger girl came in. She seemed very friendly, nicely dressed and maybe someone we'd have considered working with us.
"Can I have an application?" she asked as she walked up to my register.
"Sure!" I said happily. Finally someone normal-looking that we could possibly hire instead of these freak applications that we had been receiving.
So she took it outside, filled it out and brought it back in with a smile.
"What hours can you work?" I said, checking out the application.
"Oh, anything is fine with me. I can also come in to work on short notice too if someone were to call off." She seemed so perfect even her teeth sparkled.
I told her I'd give her application to the boss and he's be contacting her if interested. She smiled and walked out.
Upon further inspection of the application, I noticed this about one of the questions on it:
5. Have you ever been convicted of theft?
Yes, and I'm currently evading cops.
It seriously had to be some kind of joke, right? Who puts that? Sometimes it's bad to be too honest.
Just what I need; her calling off of work because Dog the Bounty Hunter found her.