I've noticed that when someone comes up to my register with a booger in their nose, I can't pay attention to anything but that booger.
Last night I had a woman come in and there it was, dangling away. I had to have her repeat what she wanted because everything around me had totally ceased to exist and it was just me and her booger trapped in space and time.
I finally came out of it and got her cigarettes, but had no idea what else she had said to me. She could have offered me a million dollars for all I know.
I feel like I lost about 4 minutes of my life that I can never get back.
It's kind of the same with some of these nose rings people are wearing. They don't realize that the post sticking out inside their nose looks just like a booger.
Maybe the booger is the new fashion?