Monday, June 14, 2010

Trouble in Paradise

I think one of my co-workers hates me. I found this in my register over the weekend:

What is that on the money, you ask? THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S BLOOD!

I had just started my shift on Saturday when I saw that in the register. I pulled it out to inspect them closer, and almost gagged when I realized what was on the money.

Seriously, who bleeds all over money like this? Did someone cut you up over $6? Were you in a deadly poker game? Did you pull it off a dead body? I mean really, what happened?

And what kind of cashier actually accepts money like this?? Was the customer bleeding profusely when they handed it to the cashier? Was that not a sign? If someone handed this to me I would have given it right back and told them to take their bloody body and go somewhere else.

After touching this money by accident, I ended up sterilizing my hands so much I almost burned the skin off.

I don't think I'd hate ANY customer enough to hand them this back as their change.

If a co-worker of mine left this on purpose for me, I will find out. I really don't have anything else better to do. I'm totally ready to devote all my time to solving this potential long as it's while I'm at work.


  1. O.M.G.!!!!! Keep us posted. I wanna know.

  2. Bloody money! Now, how disgusting is that??? OMG is right!

  3. Ewwww, that's nasty and dangerous. What an idiot he was to except it.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate

  4. that is so nasty. why can't it be ketchup? :(

  5. All money is gross anyway but that is especially bad not to mention dangerous.

  6. That's disgusting!

    Sorry!! Hope you find out who left it for you and can come up with some equally distgusting crime to commit against them.. (I am not endorsing crime...just...well...yep in this situation I am! Go for it!)

  7. Not that it would have been any less gross 10 or 20 years ago but at least back then there was the potential hazards that there are now. I would be looking into that too.

  8. What co-worker of yours could possibly not like you? I just love you! And that is so gross, even at the bank, we are not allowed to accept any currency with blood on it. YUCK! Now go boil your hand, purell just wont cut it.

  9. Old House, New Look-- What are we supposed to do with money that has blood on it then? I thought banks exchanged money like that so it could be destroyed?

    Redbonegirl97-- Why do you assume it is a HE?? ;-)

  10. Haha I'm with Redbonegirl..... It could have been used as a tampon.

  11. Hey - I posted a video on my blog this morning that reminded me of you. :-) While watching it I thought immediately of how many customers tick you off and thought it could be your new theme song! :-) Check it out if you get a chance.



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