Horny Customers and Ice Cream Coolers

One day I was at the counter. It was early afternoon and I was bored out of my mind.

A man and woman came in. He was in his early 20's and she was probably over 40 years old.

They started walking around the store normally, looking for things to buy.

I guess I must have daydreamed, because the next thing I noticed, they had almost reached the counter but stopped at the ice cream freezer.

This is where I noticed that he started to look at me, bending this woman over the counter and telling me that he was going to 'put his meat in her tonight'. And then he started gyrating his hips.

I immediately looked around to see if anyone else could have possibly been seeing this as well, but of course, no one was around.

I don't know if they were high or drunk, but this guy kept going on and on telling me that they were going to 'do it' tonight and that he was going to 'get some'.

Normally in situations like this, I would open my mouth and tell him to get the f*** out of my store, but I was so in shock and wanted to see what he was going to do next.

What was the woman doing, you ask? Well, she was giggling the whole time like a little schoolgirl. She also had on a short-short mini-skirt that she shouldn't have been wearing, and a tank top.

It is my luck that all the planets would align at the exact moment in order to leave me and these people alone in the store and not have one customer or employee around to witness this.

So I kept watching as he would take her around to various coolers and pretend to hump her. The last straw was when they headed over to the fishing bait cooler and he started gyrating on her over there. I mean, come on, the worms in that cooler don't need to see that.

So I walked over and told them that he had to have fun with his meat somewhere else. They looked at me and laughed, and then left the store. I guess he was just waiting for a reaction from me the whole time.

People are freaking weird.