Friday, April 2, 2010

Horny Customers and Ice Cream Coolers

One day I was at the counter. It was early afternoon and I was bored out of my mind.

A man and woman came in. He was in his early 20's and she was probably over 40 years old.

They started walking around the store normally, looking for things to buy.

I guess I must have daydreamed, because the next thing I noticed, they had almost reached the counter but stopped at the ice cream freezer.

This is where I noticed that he started to look at me, bending this woman over the counter and telling me that he was going to 'put his meat in her tonight'. And then he started gyrating his hips.

I immediately looked around to see if anyone else could have possibly been seeing this as well, but of course, no one was around.

I don't know if they were high or drunk, but this guy kept going on and on telling me that they were going to 'do it' tonight and that he was going to 'get some'.

Normally in situations like this, I would open my mouth and tell him to get the f*** out of my store, but I was so in shock and wanted to see what he was going to do next.

What was the woman doing, you ask? Well, she was giggling the whole time like a little schoolgirl. She also had on a short-short mini-skirt that she shouldn't have been wearing, and a tank top.

It is my luck that all the planets would align at the exact moment in order to leave me and these people alone in the store and not have one customer or employee around to witness this.

So I kept watching as he would take her around to various coolers and pretend to hump her. The last straw was when they headed over to the fishing bait cooler and he started gyrating on her over there. I mean, come on, the worms in that cooler don't need to see that.

So I walked over and told them that he had to have fun with his meat somewhere else. They looked at me and laughed, and then left the store. I guess he was just waiting for a reaction from me the whole time.

People are freaking weird.

17 comments:

  1. OMG, some people. I can't stand pervs.
    Mary

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  2. "I mean, come on, the worms in that cooler don't need to see that."

    Laughing my freakin' head off.

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  3. Ewww, I hate it when I see people doing that in public. I dated a guy who would grind up on me like that. I use to be so embarrassed. We abruptly stopped dating him when he couldn't.

    Tiffany
    http://liferequiresmorechocolate.blogspot.com

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  4. Thank you for preserving the innocence of the worms! *giggle

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  5. yikes! some people!
    Happy Easter, stopping by from SITS :) xoxo

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  6. EmcogNEATO: Exactly.

    Writing Without Periods: Me either. I can't believe what some people will do in public.

    Jen: I'm sure they are glad as well. :-)

    Kathy: Glad you enjoy. :-)

    Redbonegirl: lol Ewww

    MsDarkstar: The worms are eternally grateful. :-)

    Helena: Happy Easter to you too! :-)

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  7. Yuck...what a couple of losers! Sorry you have to witness all this but what great blog material you get. Did you wipe the counter down when they left?
    Kathy sent me over here from Tribal Blogs. I'm so glad she did!

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  8. Thanks fro stopping by 504 Main...some people are just odd and looking for attention, eh. I can only imagine the things you see.

    Holly
    504 Main

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  9. You sure do have an interesting job! Yikes. Just stopped by from Lady Bloggers.

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  10. Hilarious! Great blogging! Hitting the follow button now!

    Visiting from the Lady Bloggers Tea Party. Cheers!

    http://labirdie.blogspot.com

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  11. Poor innocent worms. You're a lifesaver. Love your new colors!

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  12. This sounds more like something that would happen late at night, NOT in the afternoon. Gross!

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  13. Yeah, if people have to talk about it so much, they probably aren't even doing it so much.

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  14. It is amazing what people will do in public. Here I thought making out on a park bench as a teen was daring. Clearly, your job is under valued.

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  15. Buggys: No, I'm too lazy to have wiped the counter down afterwards. :-)

    Holly: Yeah, this loser probably got off on thinking people were watching him.

    Waisting Time: Yes, there's never a dull moment.

    Ashley: Thanks!

    Chrissy: Thank you. :-)

    Amanda: You're right, this IS the stuff that happens at night. I think it happened this time because as usual, I was the only one around to witness it.

    Nanny Goats in Panties: That's true, I sure wouldn't have been giving him any if he acted like that in public with me.

    Dani_Zaz: Very true. :-)

    Betherann: Yes, ugh is right.

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