See? I told you this kind of stuff went on:
Another Dumbass in the News
We get so many people coming in our store that have no idea how much their lottery tickets are worth. I could probably make $50-$100 a day keeping everyone's winnings and telling them they lost.
Make sure you know how much your lottery ticket is worth before you hand it over to someone. That's like giving some stranger $10 and walking away from it. That $10 could buy smokes, condoms AND a bottle opener keychain.
Have a safe 4th of July. Try not to be an asshole and drive drunk. If I see any drunk driving shit going on while I'm working this weekend, I'll call the cops on you AND tell them you exposed yourself to me.