Friday, July 2, 2010

Giving Your Money Away

See? I told you this kind of stuff went on:

Another Dumbass in the News

We get so many people coming in our store that have no idea how much their lottery tickets are worth. I could probably make $50-$100 a day keeping everyone's winnings and telling them they lost.

Make sure you know how much your lottery ticket is worth before you hand it over to someone. That's like giving some stranger $10 and walking away from it. That $10 could buy smokes, condoms AND a bottle opener keychain.

Have a safe 4th of July. Try not to be an asshole and drive drunk. If I see any drunk driving shit going on while I'm working this weekend, I'll call the cops on you AND tell them you exposed yourself to me.

Have fun!

7 comments:

  1. Yup I'll be keeping it sober on the road this year. After I fell asleep the other year and was lucky enough to wake up before anything happened.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate
    Tiffany

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  2. it's a sober weekend for me. have a good one

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  3. Redbonegirl: Good to hear. Have fun. :-)

    Ann: I'm the DD this weekend, so that means I'm going to make it miserable on anyone I have to drive home. :-)

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  4. Have a fun weekend and we'll stay sober too (or stay home).

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  5. I'm staying at home because I don't wanna deal with the crazies. (Summertime is tourist time out here in The Sticks; we have a huge lake that calls 'em in from all directions.)

    Have a great Independence Day weekend, folks!

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  6. I just saw your link from a friends site and I am LMAO reading your post. I can see why some people get offended and think you're a bitter person, but who cares. LOL! I love it and I'm following :-)

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  7. beautiful, you are such an amazing writer

    home business

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