Hey Buddy, Where the Hell Are You Going?

So yesterday at work, of course some old guy didn't see the 'Please Pay First' sign and tried pumping gas. I saw him standing out there waiting for the pump to be turned on, so I figured that since I could see his license plate clearly I would turn the pump on for him.

Once he finishes pumping, the bell inside rang to let me know and I looked up to keep an eye on him, to make sure he was going to pay.

I watch as he gets into his car and starts his truck up. That's when I run outside.

I yell for him to stop, as he's turning the corner towards me. He stops and looks at me. I tell him that he still needs to pay and that we turned the pump on for him as a courtesy.

He looks at me and says 'I know. I was just pulling up to the parking spot here.'

So me, out of breath, gets this disgusted look on my face as I walk back inside.

Why?

BECAUSE I HATE WHEN PEOPLE FINISH PUMPING THEIR GAS, GET IN THEIR CAR, AND DRIVE 4 FEET TO PARK IN ONE OF THE PARKING SPOTS AT THE FRONT OF THE STORE.

I don't get why people do this. Why not just walk your ass through the SMALL parking lot instead of starting up your car and driving a couple of inches to the next spot.

So the douchebag comes in behind me, and starts laughing to the other cashier about how I thought he was going to drive off.

Of course I thought you were going to drive-off, you fuckface. You got in your car and started driving away.

A word of advice: If the cashier is nice enough to turn your pump on for you before you pay, don't get in your freaking car when you're done and drive up closer. We're going to think you're driving off without paying and you will give us a mini-heart attack.

Again, I hate when people do this. That shithead ruined my whole day, mainly because he laughed at me for getting worried he was going to drive off. I hope he finds a severed finger in his Wendy's chili.