Thursday, July 22, 2010

It's Take A Penny, Leave A Penny

Yesterday this punk comes in wanting to buy cigarettes. After carding him, I ring up his smokes and the total comes to $4.25.

He pulls out a wad of bills and grabs $5 from it. He starts looking in our penny trays.

Punk (to me): You got a quarter?

Me: Uhh, no.

So he turns around to the customer behind him.

Punk: You got a quarter?

Unsuspecting customer: Uhh, no.

So he sighs really loud, and throws his $5 bill at me.

Really, asshole? You wanted someone to give you a quarter so you wouldn't get 75 cents back?

I'd understand if his total was $4.01 or something, but it wasn't. It was 25 cents. Is that how he got the wad of bills? From asking people for quarters everywhere he went?

So, this time I did two things. I gave him the crappiest money in the drawer because he pissed me off, and then when handing it back to him, I dropped it all on the counter "by accident", which caused it to roll away and fall on the floor.

I could only hope that by bending over to pick up his change, the hair on his balls got caught in his tighty whiteys and gave him a little pinch.

I'm seriously all for robots replacing the human race.

9 comments:

  1. I love getting change back! I put it in my piggy bank and count it up every year or so. What a jerk this guy was. I hate people who hold up the line for dumb shit like this!

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  2. Well, now he has 3 quarters for the next time...

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  3. For a "Wall-E World"!!! Robots taking over the earth.

    "wall-e" "eva" "wall-e" "eva"

    sigh...I totally understand!

    But this: "I could only hope that by bending over to pick up his change, the hair on his balls got caught in his tighty whiteys and gave him a little pinch."

    LOVE IT!!!!!

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  4. lol I would have loved to have seen you do that

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  5. My girl, you are hysterical and you light up my life!

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  6. Love this line; "I could only hope that by bending over to pick up his change, the hair on his balls got caught in his tighty whiteys and gave him a little pinch."

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  7. LMAO I've been known to do that same thing, but your reasoning made me laugh until I almost pissed myself!! Kudos, rockin' lady!!! xD

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