To the pimply faced teenager trying to buy cigarettes,
A birth certificate is not proof that you are old enough to smoke. Giving me the middle finger and calling me a 'loser cashier' also does not prove you are old enough to smoke.
Furthermore, peeling away in your car and stopping by the front window to moon me just proves to me that you are not old enough to smoke. However, you ARE old enough to buy a razor so you can shave the hair growing on your ass.
Sorry you won't get to enjoy your Black and Mild cigars this weekend.
All my love,