Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Part 2 of my Shitty Weekend

The next shitty customer came in shortly after the old hag from yesterday.

This customer is a pervert and he makes me uncomfortable when he's around. He's always telling me how he 'gets naked' with girls on the chat lines. Whatever the fuck that means.

Anyways, a little background on me: I'm getting married next year and this idiot noticed the ring on my finger right away. Now, every week when he comes in he asks if I'm still getting married.

So this weekend he comes in and asks me if I set a date for the wedding. I told him I did. I try to keep the answers short with him so I don't have to talk to him as much. This didn't stop him this time though.

He starts asking me if this is my first marriage. I say yes, and that it will be my only marriage. This must have set him off because he starts going off on how I'll be sorely mistaken, nothing ever lasts, i'll be lucky if I'm only married once, etc. etc.

This pisses me off because:

A) I didn't ask for his opinion and,

B) He's a creepy 50-year-old with a Batman tattoo on his arm.

He then tells me that he's been married 3 times and they've all ended badly. Well no shit, Sherlock. If you acted in your marriages like you're acting now, I'd divorce your whiny ass too. How he got 3 woman to say 'I do', no one will ever know.

So I start telling him to have a nice day, in order to get him the hell out of my store. He starts walking away and wishing me 'good luck'. Screw you, asshole.

I ask again: What the hell is wrong with people?

Can anyone answer that for me?


My shitty weekend ends with Part 3 tomorrow...


  1. I think I'd need a shower after simply talking to that guy. I feel so bad for you that you even have to engage him at all. That guy gives me the absolute creeps.

  2. He's a failure so he figures everyone else is too. Just saying.

    Have a terrific day. :)

  3. If you do happen to get a answer to that question be sure to let us know, K?

  4. Lol, don't you just love men when they are having a mid-life crisis moment, which is why I think he was offering his unsolicited advice.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate

  5. Give him the 1000 yard stare! Get kind of a goofy look in your eyes when you do it. He'll back off.

  6. He's an ass because he can't keep a marriage together. It's the classic chicken or egg question and you may never know the answer. Congrats on the upcoming nuptials!

  7. Kathy: He's one that I wish would just go away.

    Sandee: Agreed.

    Jeanette: You will be the first to know. ;-)

    Redbonegirl97: I hate when people offer me advice I didn't ask for.

    Linda Medrano: Hmm, I may have to try that with more than him!

    Jen: Thank you! :-)



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