Today I watched on camera as a customer took a doughnut, hid around the corner and proceeded to scarf it down. It wasn't even a good kind, it was a jelly doughnut.
At first I figured this guy was hungry and needed some nourishment and didn't have any money, but then I saw him grab some beer to buy and that's when I decided to say something.
The customer sets the beer on the counter as I say "Anything else today, sir?"
Customer: No, that's all.
Me (peering at customer): Are you sure?
Customer (staring me down): Yes, I'm sure.
So I decided to ring him up for his 24 oz can of beer as well as the doughnut. Since this guy knew the exact price of the can of beer, I knew he'd notice an extra 75 cents tacked onto it. And he did.
Me: Your total is $1.84
Customer: What? That's wrong, this beer isn't that much.
Me: No, but I had to add in the doughnut you ate over there in the corner.
And of course, he figured out that he had been caught, so couldn't do anything but pay for his shit and leave.
The doughnut police are watching.....